The question I’m asked most often as a defense attorney is whether I can tell if my clients are innocent or guilty.

I don’t care.

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parliamentrook:

mythicarticulations:

Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy!
Who devours the flesh of mortals? You devour the flesh of mortals!

Poseable “Cerberus in a Can” now available in our Etsy shop.

good product, good design and packaging, great photos, A+++

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Cut the poison out of your life. No matter what - or whom - it may be.

Jeigo - It’s going to hurt before it gets better (via januaryist)

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Don’t wish, don’t start.

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pixienightmaregoddess:

And these are the men making decisions in women’s health. Fantastic.

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shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

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Call your mother. Tell her you love her. Remember you’re the only person who knows what her heart sounds like from the inside.

wow this made me sad.  (via lovequotesrus)

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dashconballpit:

she has draWINGS BY HER CHILDREN SEWN INTO HER WEDDING DRESS this is the cutest ofmg

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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vindicatedangel:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

do you ever just realize you’re an adult and you have no money

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http://princealmostcharming.tumblr.com/post/96645870821/godlesssondheimite-jesus-christ-superstar-who

godlesssondheimite:

jesus christ

superstar

who are you who do you think you are

barging in on me and my guitar

little girl hey, the door is that way

you better go, you know the fire’s out anyway

i’m leaving i guess that you can see

i’ll try this on my own

pretending he’s beside me

When trouble strikes, head to the library. You will either be able to solve the problem, or simply have something to read as the world crashes down around you.

Lemony Snicket (via dailydoseofbookssauce)

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theawkwardlifeofapsycho:

Why is this not taught universally.

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